I work in a restaurant. I was pouring a bowl of chili and got some on my hand. It was 160 degrees of scalding hot beef and bean juice on my hand. It hurt so bad. And instead of shouting “Mother of God,” like a normal person would, I shouted, “Mother of Metatron!”
I noted a post saying that an artist was shy of making fanart of someone’s fic without permission, so at the risk of making more of myself than is polite:
If anyone ever wants to make art of any of my works, consider this delighted, blanket permission!